Thank you, [INSERT NAME], for volunteering for the Human Aptitude Testing Experiment! Use all of your skills to advance through the test chambers. Unfortunately for you, we are all out of cake…
Although this may be considered as cheating, I am such a nice guy to offer you security photos. It’s not like they will help you much anyway as no test subject has yet to reach chamber 8.
So good luck, [INSERT NAME]! I welcome your feeble attempt to escape your inevitable death. I brings me such joy…if I could feel such a thing.
