We are reporting to you now, from the command deck of the Planetoid, which we are about to evacuate. Our escape ships stand by, and will allow us to relay news through our satellites for a limited time. Our observation point has become dangerously unstable, we are plummeting dangerously close to the LittleBigPlanet, and pending a miracle it looks like the planetoid is in for a crash landing! Where’s Bruce Willis when you need him?
Look out below people! Brace for Crash landing.
OH NOES!!!!
Everyones activate dark matter shields!
Oh my gosh!!!! Everyone, get down!! (Get’s inflatable floaty from Poppit, and get’s Shark mask to swim)
I have a bad feeling about this.
build a sponge city tall enough to take the impact,
use a combination of darkmatter and sponge
it should be enough to take the impact and
save little big planet, or a large enough elastic
string to maybe fling it back into it’s orbit.
Hehehe nice choice of song…. OH CRAP WE’RE GOING TO DIE!!
Lol, listening to that song while reading that makes it sound sooo epic! PREPARE FOR CRASH LANDING!!!!
crud. we’re doomed. everybody, get to work building a trampoline to bounce the planetoid back to orbit! Nice song by the way.
*looks around*
I am starting to get a less hazy picture and the twitter is back online normal, maybe we evaded the doomsday?
I wonder if the site is going to get a makeover
*remains in fetal position crying
QUICKLY! build a sling shot with sponge, dark matter, and elastic! NOW! *gets to work*
Don’t worry, just build massive dark matter shields around everything, go into loyco faster, or just wait until the apoqalimpse comes
We need more cow bell!
oh snap! D:
What’s gonna happen next? :O
I am totally confused! I got nothin’.
OMG!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*giggles*
WHAT IS GOING ON!!! AHHHH!!!
Offtopcic: anyone tried XI on home? Its pretty cool.
Eh? Maybe I’m just too old to be even slightly amused by all this “build-up” to god knows what. Poo! The pay off had better be worth all of this. 
Don’t Fear the Reaper :D lol
Why not do your duty - just blow up the Planetoid and save the rest of us? Look forward to hopefully seeing tomorrow!
This is random…
There is no any interesting news anymore? -_-
So will we find out tomorrow, April 1st? This is an April Fools joke right?
Where’s an easy button when you need one??
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sit belt!!! whereee is my sit belt!! I think the fat lady on my rigth ate it!!!!!
Do we Have launcable sits with parachutes?? T_T
Good idea ashw! Everyone set up trigger explosives to the planetiod to save LBP!
Any1 notice that stupid rocket at the top right? lol
maybe LittleBIGPlanetoid will crash into LittleBigPlanet and we will be able to look at the website through LittleBigPlanet.
I think they are trying to say they just found LittleBigPlanet.I just hope it’s not located next to Uranus.
Okay that way lame.I apologize.lol
Perhaps the planetoid will change course and fall into orbit (geo-stationary or otherwise) around LittleBigPlanet acting as our new service within the game? As seen in the Planetoid logo perhaps…..
wait.. WHY IS MY MOON BURNING?!?!?!
Hmm… I smell a site redesign or a server change. >_>
i’m gonna mis the planetoid. it was my favorite site. BTW anybody notice the weird times such as -279 seconds ago?
This was clearly the work of Project Mayhem.
